Best Man Speech Template
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Imagine you’re that bloke off Time Team – get digging and get dirty. Email your mates and ask for their favourite groom stories – times he’s been clueless / his quirky faults / embarrassing moments – you know the deal.
Ask the groom’s family for any classic tales from his childhood and find out if the bride is giving a speech. If not – get her onside to dish the dirt. She might relish having her say! Ask her how the groom could become a better husband. Find out what he does that annoys her. Surprise him (and everyone else) with your inner knowledge of his relationship.
Get this right and your speech goes into the premier league. Rather than just a collection of anecdotes and the usual stuff, creating a theme and building a narrative ensures your speech is crafted rather than just a cut and paste job.
The theme doesn’t need to be complicated, it might just be a retelling of your bro-mance and its tragic end when the bride came on the scene. Or it could your personal guide to how the groom works. Finding the right theme depends on the personality of the groom, but you need to crack it before you begin drafting your speech.
You’re aiming for eight to 10 minutes for a best man speech (a bit longer allowing for laughter and ad-libs). No one ever witnessed a best man speech and said ‘if only it were longer’.
Even if you have a wealth of material, be strict with yourself. Once you write your first draft, edit it down to half the length, and we guarantee it will be better. Ernest Hemingway said ‘The first draft of anything is shit’. This is not only true but reassuring.
People are generally more powerful when their words are punchy. It’s the same with jokes – keep ’em snappy.
Once you’ve got the embarrassing stories out of the way, a best man speech should be a heartfelt tribute to a true friend. Don’t resort to clichés about him being a ‘top bloke’ without providing the evidence that he is. Prove – don’t tell.
Pinpoint the things you genuinely like about him. Is he the only friend who shares your fascination with Elon Musk? Is he the one person who makes you feel better about your DIY skills? Is he still the mate with cool music suggestions? Remember to keep it NUT – Nice, Unique and True(ish).
A confident delivery is half the battle. Check the acoustics of the venue & get a mic if necessary (so many speeches are ruined just because the guests can’t hear them). Try to memorise the speech but don’t be afraid to use notes on the day (your brain will be scrambled). Talk slower than feel natural (makes you sound more confident) & leave pauses for laughter (sometimes people need a moment to ‘get it’).
Remember everyone wants you to do well so make sure you smile. It’s scientifically proven to be infectious. More delivery tips in our Wedding Ideas article.
Don’t get laden down by old-school etiquette. Our Speechy rules come with High Street Gent approval.
1 – FOCUS – The focus of the speech should be a witty description of the groom. You want lots of laughs, but your speech also needs to be a thoughtful acknowledgement of a friendship. Find the character traits that his friends & family will recognise as truly ‘him’ – his photographic memory of the Nando’s menu, his unusually short T-Rex arms – yes, it might seem like you’re taking the mick, but that’s how blokes show they care.
2 – BRIDE -The best man must compliment the bride, and it helps if this sounds sincere. If you don’t know her well, do a bit of research so you can say more than the usual platitudes. Can she put up a tent better than her husband? Has she turned him into a quinoa fan? Be original but remember one cliche is a must; all brides look beautiful.
3 – TELEGRAMS – Speak to the groom about what he wants to do about ‘the telegrams’ but try to avoid them if you can (generally they’re not very funny and, in the world of Skype & text, a bit pointless).
4 – BRIDESMAIDS – Some best men like to compliment the bridesmaids, but it’s the groom’s job. Your choice really, but keep it short if you do.
5 – TOAST – According to Debrett’s the best man speech usually includes a toast to ‘Mr and Mrs [newlywed’s Surname]’ and might announce the cutting of the cake. At Speechy we prefer to find a unique way to toast the newly-hitched- even if it’s just to ‘the coolest couple this side of the Hog’s Head’.
Check with the groom – anything he wants you to do (other than not abusing him)? Anything he’d like you not to mention?!?
Practise your speech and film it on your phone – Watch it back, promise yourself you’ll do something about your gut and spot where your speech can be improved.
Prepare to deliver – Make sure the groom has checked the acoustics of the venue and ordered a mic if necessary. On the day, pretend to be confident. Make eye contact and remember to smile. It’s scientifically proven to be infectious, and those scientists know stuff.
Talk slower than feels natural – It’s what those authoritative people do to make themselves seem more intelligent.
Feel free to use smart quotes – But make sure you credit the author or someone else will! Check out our Quote Inspiration guide.
Don’t thank anyone – It’s not your day, and it’s not your job.
Don’t ignore the feedback of friends – It’s always worth testing your speech out on a mate, but this also means you have to listen to them. If they don’t get a joke, don’t waste your time explaining it as you won’t be able to do that on the day.
Don’t talk over laughter – You’ve worked hard for those laughs – don’t rush them. Always wait until the guests have settled down before continuing with your speech.
Don’t resort to ‘in-jokes’ – Remember there are grannies out there. And a lot of people who weren’t on the Stag Do and won’t find the story about Tika the waitress and her hairy chicken quite so funny.
Don’t mention exes – Even if you have a wealth of material, sorry, the rule still applies. Don’t mention exes.
Don’t be afraid to use cue cards – Try to memorise the speech but don’t be scared to use notes on the day (your brain will be scrambled)
So we all know this is how you’ll be judged. Here are the basic rules.
1- AVOID WEDDING ‘JOKES’ – Being funny isn’t about finding good jokes on the internet. Humour comes from real life, so don’t look anywhere else for your inspiration. You’ve got a ready-made character that you can play with, and even if the groom is on the straight and boring side, we guarantee there will be fun to be had. Yes, it’s more effort to create original humour, but it’s not that complicated. There’s never an excuse for jokes about honeymoons in Bangor.
2 – IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE – Start by thinking about the things that make the groom unique. Everyone’s a nut-job in their own way,so what traits will his friends and family will recognise as truly ‘him’. Ask yourself lots of questions – what’s his worst habit (wearing skinny jeans), what’s his guilty pleasures (Dire Straits), what might he love more than his bride (Abdul’s kebabs) etc. Once you have good content to play with, the comedy will be much easier to find.
3 – CREATE A CHARACTER – Imagine the groom was the central character in a sitcom. What type of person would he be? The health freak who transforms into a kebab-eating monster after a pint? The workaholic engineer who still calls on his elderly dad to help him with Ikea flatpack? The family man who has a secret life in his shed? Once you find a basic premise, use anecdotes can help build on the character you’ve created.
4 – CALL IN HELP – Email mates to provide good anecdotes. Parents can often provide some cracking comedy (remember there’s rarely a father of the groom speech, so there’s decades worth of untapped material there). It’s also worth seeing if the bride has any little insights into what living with the groom is actually like, and what she hopes he’ll improve on over the years!
5 – KEEP IT SIMPLE – Good writing is all you need for a great speech. Powerpoint and props can often get in the way and stress you out. Keep your speech short and your jokes punchy.