Link to The Naughty Speech
And finally, here’s a speech which manages to get the job done in the time it takes to say ‘I now pronounce you husband and wife’.
It’s just a small story, but it’s a funny example of the work – or, in this case, lack of work – mothers put in for their daughter’s big day. This is a culmination of months, sometimes years of planning and she sums it up in 58 seconds.
You perhaps don’t need the, erm, ‘extra flourish’ of an ‘F’ bomb, as she does, but hey – everyone’s having a good time.
So, be funny. Give good advice. And, most importantly, give a good and honest story about you and your daughter’s relationship.
For more tips, mums, worry not! We’ve got you sorted over on our Mothers of the Bride Advice page.